Everything's tender and nothing hurts
30.06.2011 в 00:34
Пишет FassAvoy:найдено на тумблере, я так смеялась)
If you are ever in a bar or tavern, and a Michael Fassbender walks in...
1. Do not look the Michael Fassbender in the face.
2. Do not speak to the Michael Fassbender.
By this point, the Michael Fassbender should leave the bar/tavern you are patronizing. If Michael Fassbender does NOT leave the bar,
3. Simply get up, and walk away.
Some crazy **** is about to hit the fan, ESPECIALLY if the Michael Fassbender starts speaking in German…flying knives, Walthers being aimed at scrotums, etc.
Odds are you will not survive.
Notice….in the new X-Men movie, Hugh Jackman finds himself in such a situation.
Hugh Jackman followed the rules and survived.
A. He did not look at the approaching Michael Fassbender in the face.
B. While he DID throw out an insult, a keen observer will notice that he did NOT speak to Michael Fassbender, but rather to a smaller, more docile specimen: the James McAvoy
“I’m Charles Xavier”
“Go **** Yourself”
Hugh Jackman clearly demonstrated his knowledge of surviving a bar encounter with a Michael Fassbender.
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URL записиIf you are ever in a bar or tavern, and a Michael Fassbender walks in...
1. Do not look the Michael Fassbender in the face.
2. Do not speak to the Michael Fassbender.
By this point, the Michael Fassbender should leave the bar/tavern you are patronizing. If Michael Fassbender does NOT leave the bar,
3. Simply get up, and walk away.
Some crazy **** is about to hit the fan, ESPECIALLY if the Michael Fassbender starts speaking in German…flying knives, Walthers being aimed at scrotums, etc.
Odds are you will not survive.
Notice….in the new X-Men movie, Hugh Jackman finds himself in such a situation.
Hugh Jackman followed the rules and survived.
A. He did not look at the approaching Michael Fassbender in the face.
B. While he DID throw out an insult, a keen observer will notice that he did NOT speak to Michael Fassbender, but rather to a smaller, more docile specimen: the James McAvoy
“I’m Charles Xavier”
“Go **** Yourself”
Hugh Jackman clearly demonstrated his knowledge of surviving a bar encounter with a Michael Fassbender.
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я прям рада,что он не только в хитровыебанных фильмах снимается))
